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Shopper cracks people up with filthy review of dress that always gets her laid

When buying clothes online many of us rely on the reviews of past purchasers to decide whether it will fit us and is good value.

A review by Shein’s red velvet gown left one woman raving about it.

After visiting the fashion website, a social media user took screenshots of the review and posted them on Twitter.

She captioned the snap: “Obsessed with this review of a dress on Shein.”

And, it does have us giggling!

The review read: “I didn’t expect the outcome of this dress… live the material [sic] and that it can stretch, girl I’m getting folded like a burrito tonight.

“Thank you Shein for helping me get more d**k.”



She claimed the dress helped her to pull
She claimed the dress helped her to pull

Now that’s what we call NSFW (Not Safe For Work) review…

The dress is a velvet mini with a slouchy cowl neck and tight body con fit costing £8.49.

You can purchase the dress in eight colours from Shein.

You can also find glowing reviews on the dress at Shein.

One person wrote: “I am in love with how this dress fits me! It hugs my curves just right and the material is stretchy and soft. I can’t wait to wear it out for date night.”



Others said the dress increased your chances of 'getting pregnant'
Others said the dress increased your chances of ‘getting pregnant’

While another added: “Nice material, fit amazing you have to get it. The best dress on here so far!! hugs my curves nicely.”

And a third added: “This fit into perfection! The measurements are accurate! It didn’t have to stretch nor anything.

“It really fit like a glove! The inside part of the dress is like satin or a silk like texture.

“Not velvet like the outside, which is perfect!”

A jokester laughed: “Purchase with caution. This dress increases your risk of pregnancy tenfold.”

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Shopper cracks people up with filthy review of dress that always gets her laid
Anurag Reddy
I'm a 29-year-old travel enthusiast, travel and nature photographer, Computer Science graduate, and Mass Communication student. I have seen different shades of life through traveling and lived different lives through reading. With every word I write, I travel within, and I understand myself better. Writing helps me discover myself, and that paved roads for me to choose writing as a profession.
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